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greasey palms my cat is a tender man. and it's dollar night. and sunday i went to my first parade of the season, i jumped on a trolly and started throwing beads to my friends. so teal hair tomorrow. i wish we still had football games. and maaaaawwwdddiiii graaaaawwwwww sonson son whut son. ahm so excited. so now i'm cleaning my house and doing some homework

maggie is licking herself and the noise just grosses me out. i just stared and the word noise for a long time.... it looks so wrong. i'm sort of sick just like everyone else, but it's going away so i thought i'd try to uhhhhh medicate myself with orange juice. it started out well until i decided that orange juice would be a good substitute for milk so i put fruit loops in it. i mean it's not yak in ma mug but it's alright....no it's not alright, it tastes weird. but try it anyway because it's not completely disgusting.

i got a lot of loot and i ain't lookin for a lady. eating pop rocks and thinking about last night. I AM GOD. thank you yes thanks. i was told that i needed a bio printed out to hand to people who ask about me. and i just got a really awesome and really late graduation present so you can expect to see me wearing my peacock shoes by monday. bitchnatchee.

i'm watching a show about fat camp on mtv. this girl is wacko wacko wacko. i mean seriously someone should slap a wacko sticker on her. or maybe someone could just slap her. the sticker isn't necessary. oh my i hope someone else sees this sho so i can discuss. i was planning on waching a movie but this is... oh my

mr. bojangles is sexing up the computer. i guess i'll write about my feelings. i like my cat. i think he's awesome. simple sentences are good. seriously though mr. bojangles could have me any day. hot bod.